i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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