Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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