next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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