This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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