either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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