why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Found your dick twin last night
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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