She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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