Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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