"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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