Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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