So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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