white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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