time to smoke my breakfast
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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