Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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