She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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