i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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