Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Randomize
