More tranny stories later!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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