Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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