You surviving the open bar?
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I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It's no shave November. This is our time.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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