Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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