this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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