I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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