I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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