almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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