kristin has been a bad kristin
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I love you. Go after that dick
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
