It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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