I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
There r osticjed everywhere
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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