You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Walk of Shame today included voting.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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