TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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