That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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