I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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