Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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