that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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