We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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