I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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