so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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