No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Those nachos came to me in a dream
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize