no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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