Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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