windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You may now shotgun with the bride
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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