North Korea, Best Korea!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
wow bdsm is so cute
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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