so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I checked into jail on foursquare
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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