Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
