No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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