Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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