Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
