We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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