What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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