So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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