so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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