My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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