I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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