And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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