How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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